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Matt Brown Is A Fucking Loser Divisional Slate

I wish I had time to roast this fucking loser but I have been winning everything I touched this weekend. 2-0 yesterday and it is time to keep going.

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Chargers @ Patriots -4

Again like yesterday, do not think too hard about this one. It is fucking freezing in New England and the Chargers have o chance. Melvin Gordon is obviously still hurt and won’t be able to go 100%, oh and the Patriots have Tom Brady who will refuse to lose this game. The Patriots are made for the playoffs and as Dave said, Brady vs Rivers is a blood bat. Brady is 7-0 and just make it 8-0 today as the Chargers offense won’t be able to get a lot going. They won’t be explosive and the Patriots win this game by 10.

Pick Patriots -4

Eagles @ Saints -8

This game scares the shit out of me. Dave has Big Dick Nick in my head that this guy just has magic in the playoffs. Also this is the second time they will face off as the Saints beat the living shit out of the Eagles. That was also when Wentz was still the quarterback and he struggled. Now the Saints I have been woke on that I think they started to slow down at the end of the year and aren’t as good as everyone says. Their offense is electric especially with their running game and obviously Drew Brees. But this Eagles team will not go down easy and you have to take the points here. They have nothing to lose here and I think they give the Saints trouble.

Pick Eagles +8 

As I am up big this week follow these to the moon. As for Matt Brown, this will be the last time I have his name on this blog because nobody gives a shit about him. Just stick to sales my guy, I know its tough to watch me do what you want to do everyday.  Also come up with a new joke man, oh wait thats another reason you don’t have my job, just simply not funny. MUSH TO THE MOON.

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