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Naked Man Running Wild At 9 am Meets His Maker

What a guy. I would love to know what kind of Wednesday night he had where he’s streaking down the streets of Hoboken at 9am on a casual Thursday, but it seems like it was a good one. So many questions though- Was he still drunk from the night before? Did he get up early for a boozy breakfast and it got away from him? Or my favorite scenario- he woke up naked in a random spot, no clothes to be found, no way to get clothes, and had to run home. Unfortunately him though, he got SMOKED by the cop car. What a maneuver by the cops. Made that blind right hand turn and he ran into it like a deer. Probably is in concussion protocol as we speak.

It was a good effort by that man though. Valiant. Any time you are running cheeks to the wind at 9am, you’re already a hero. Whatever he did to get in that situation, his friends will be talking about for years to come. If anyone knows the full backstory please let me know.

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h/t Jared