Here We Have A Couple Of College Bros Deep-Throating A Live Python At A Pregame
If I had a nickel. Listen, I’m not going to knock these guys for having a few cocktails and putting a python in their mouth. We’ve all been there. I will, however, blast them for not using the proper protection. If you’re going to handle a snake you need to use a snake hook…
And if you’re going to put it in your mouth, you need to spit on it. That way the scales don’t tear the inside of your throat.
In all seriousness, I genuinely don’t know what to make of this video. The only thing I know for sure is that these two dudes had to have been plastered. That, or they’re incredibly closeted to the point where they were willing to risk their lives to get the message across. What would’ve happened if the snake bit that dangly thing on the roof of his mouth? Or worse, what if it decided to shoot down the back of his throat? His mother wold have to read the headline “Death By Deep Throat.” What a nightmare. I’m glad he’s okay though. Hopefully, this stunt gave both of them whatever satisfaction they were craving and they never do this again.
