Kim Kardashian Is Tweeting Out Teasers For 'KKWBODY' And I Have No Idea What That Is

#KKWBODY on November 2nd? What does it mean? What does it meaaaaan?! If I had to guess I’d say a whole line of workout products & videos? Is the next Tae Bo craze coming from Kim K?

“Will Mrs. West be the one to finally get me to stop being a slob & get fit?,” Kate asked herself as she ate seven cookies for breakfast whilst typing this. (In fact, I was housing one as I stumbled across the tweet above.)

Let’s dig deeper.

Hmm.. this one’s not her. It’s definitely got more of a “me” vibe but without the shamrock tramp stamp & freckles. Is the last one even her then? Could this be for a song Kanye’s dropping?

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More research needed.

This could be her but I feel like she’s draggin’ more of a wagon than this? I still don’t get it… what is this for?

Oh, I’m an idiot. I just had to scroll down a little farther. Here’s what all these photos mean:

Kardashian West surprised her fans when she shifted that level of body confidence and pride onto women who have bodies unlike her own. The reality star and mogul tweeted to her 59 million followers images of nude women with visible cellulite, belly rolls, and stretch marks.

With the captions “#KKWBody,” the images mirror those from her own KKW Body campaign last April, which featured Kardashian West lying around fully nude and were quickly criticized for not being inclusive of all body shapes.

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It’s all for… a ‘body positive fragrance’. The only thing I smell is pandering to sell perfume. Not feeling too inspired by this anymore.

But as a bleeding heart I will say that women of all shapes & sizes are beautiful, especially the mommas out there. Glad there seems to be a movement away from photoshop & model thin, perfect bods. And I totally agree with Tammy here when it comes to stretch marks.

If you’re sitting at your keyboard with a raging troll-boner who can’t wait to rip on the women’s bodies in these photos, odds are you don’t get around any women’s bodies much at all, and I’d tell you to go fuck yourself but you probably already did that several times this morning. Make sure you throw those tissues away before mom comes in with your laundry. Happy Saturday!