Megyn Kelly Heroically Decided Black Face Is In Fact Not Ok

So by now you know Megyn Kelly was this year’s “well actually, maybe blackface isn’t so bad” gold medal award winner. It seems to happen every year, someone ponders out loud if it’s ok to be another race for Halloween and then everyone cringes and is like “you big idiot, what are you even saying”. Actually an amazing quote from Melissa Rivers, who goes “Normal people kinda know where that line is.” That’s such a great way to put it. It’s like, you should just know how to use common sense. Also comparing an axe in someone’s head to hundreds of years of racism is not the best correlation.

So Megyn Kelly apologized

And now she is a national hero. I need to start being as brave as Megyn Kelly. All you have to do is lower the bar so low that when you say something with the tiniest amount of common sense, everyone throws rose petals at your feet as you go by on your float in the ticker tape parade. Megyn Kelly just had to be like “ok, blackface is probably not good” and she got a standing ovation like she just solved the equation to the meaning of life. If you ever find yourself in a pickle, just set the bar so low for yourself so when you say or do something that 99% of the population would normally do, they treat you like a revolutionary. So that being said I’d like to take this opportunity to announce I think cancer sucks. I don’t like it at all, and I wouldn’t wish it on anybody.