What a picture! The Ryder Cup is gonna be so much goddamn fun to watch. Team USA hopping off the plane looking like a bunch of Terminators has to have Team Euro shitting in their pants. The boys look GREAT. This thing is over before it starts. Tiger winning yesterday had to inject so much swagger int0 that team it’s not even funny. People like Brandel Chamblee were already calling it the greatest Ryder Cup team ever assembled. Add a winning Tiger Woods and this thing is gonna be a blow out.
We all know what happened on that plane
So everybody you see in that picture (minus Patrick Reed and Bubba Watson who don’t drink) is hungover as balls.
Tiger? So hungover he has sunglasses on and you can still tell he’s not looking at the camera
Rickie Fowler? Hungover.
Brooks Koepka? Hungover.
Jim Furyk? HUNGOVER.
Dusin Johnson? Living in Bonus Land
Bryson? Not hungover because he spent the whole plane ride asking the pilots annoying questions
Webb Simpson? Probably hungover but who cares look at that flow!
Let’s go. #USA