There is a Man Named Alba Hitler Running For Mayor In Peru Going With The Campaign Slogans "Hitler Returns" and "I'm The Good Hitler"
In Peru, Hitler hopes to return to power in a small town in the Andes, despite a threat from a detractor named Lennin.
Campaign slogans reading “Hitler returns” and “Hitler with the people” have appeared around the highland town of Yungar, where local politician Hitler Alba is seeking a new term as mayor.
“I’m the good Hitler,” Alba said on local broadcaster RPP.
Stressing that he rejects what Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler stood for, Alba said he wants to oversee a fair and transparent government in Yungar, a farming town in Peru’s central Andes.
But Alba’s campaign this year came under attack by Lennin Vladimir Rodriguez Valverde, a resident of a neighboring district who tried to block Alba’s inscription as a candidate.
I’m a big preacher of avoiding repeating history where we’re electing someone into power who previously led a mass genocide of millions of people. It’s a moral code I’ve stood by since I came out of the womb. I’ll turn a blind eye to other iffy decisions/topics, but when it comes to dictators coming back from the dead to try and take over the world again I’m going to put my foot down and say never again.
That’s where this man named Alba Hitler running for mayor in Peru comes into play. He’s running campaign slogans that preach “Hitler Returns” and “Hitler with the People” and I’m going to say that’s a bad no can do. Nothing makes me want to vote a man into power more than the mindset of Hitler Returns! Wooh! Let’s go can’t wait!!
There is also this theory out there that Hitler was secretly living in Colombia.
Colombia is just a quick stroll away from Peru if you refer to this map.
There are too many red flags here. This could very well be a case of a nice guy with an unfortunate name trying to become mayor, but on the off chance that this is Hitler reincarnated or that the name Hitler bears a curse with it one cannot escape I could be alone here, but I think we need to urge these people to not vote for Alba Hitler and possibly ruin the world.
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I do love how Alba’s dad had no idea who Hitler was when he named his kid.
Alba said his father was unaware of who Adolf Hitler was when he named him. After learning the history behind it, Alba said he considered changing his name but eventually accepted it.
I realize news might not travel as fast down there, but when there’s a mass genocide going on throughout another continent you would think 30 years would enough time for word to travel that a World War is going on. Also, Alba claims he tried to change his name, but now his campaign slogan is HITLER RETURNS??!?! Yeah, okay pal, you’re Hitler.