Does Melania Trump Have A Body Double And, If So, Is She Back?

The internet is abuzz about these photos. Does Melania Trump have a body double and if so, is she back? Let me set the record straight: Melania obviously has a body double — as does and should every important global figure — but this is not her. Look, sometimes people just look completely different in pictures. Don’t look like themselves. It’s a phenomenon that dates back to the early 19th century. Hundreds of years. Take me for example. I’m obviously great looking and normal looking but occasionally pictures make it look like I’ve got crazy fucked up eyes. That’s not reality; that’s just what cameras do to people. Scientists have been studying this phenomenon for decades but the truth is nobody really knows the technology behind it. Once we lost Joseph Nicephore Niepce the secrets behind it were gone forever. Now stands as one of the great wonders of the world.

Conclusion, Melania definitely has a body double but these pictures do not prove this is her. I understand this from personal experience.

PS — Here’s a reminder that Trump walks around everywhere with an absolute rocket ship on his arm. It cannot be understated how important that is.