Sound the Free PR Alarms!....Barstool Made It To the Megyn Kelley Today Show For Me Being An Asshole Yet Again

Momma there goes that man making national headlines again. Anyway all things considered this could have been way worse. I was borderline stunned when my new bff the American ninja guy defended us. I just wish I could have coached him on our defense though. It seems important to mention the context of this conversation which was whether Hank should feel pressure to get engaged since Ria’s sister did. And I argued yes because 20 is 40 at Barstool so her clock is ticking as is his. It had nothing to do with Ria’s actual looks and frankly If Ria wasn’t clearly attractive I’d never make a joke about her appearance in the first place. Because contrary to popular belief I don’t make ugly jokes about ugly girls.* I’m not some sort of green monster. But like I said all in all not the worst Pr for us to once again be on national TV and have Ria’s picture splashed across every news network and website in America.

* Just a reminder of the time I took the high road and didn’t take a shot at Meghan Greenwell for looking like her dog. Thank god I didn’t because that would have been bad if I took that shot and it was used against me today.