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Francis

Stand-up comedian. Barstool Idol Season 1 winner. Former Harvard lax player.

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Dave Portnoy Just Bought The Most Expensive Home Ever Purchased In Massachusetts: A $42 MILLION Palace In Nantucket

Dave Portnoy Just Bought The Most Expensive Home Ever Purchased In Massachusetts: A $42 MILLION Palace In Nantucket

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With Gratitude And Respect, I Humbly Decline The Offer To Join Surviving Barstool

With Gratitude And Respect, I Humbly Decline The Offer To Join Surviving Barstool

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Let's Break Down Who Deserves Their Money On This Year's Forbes Highest-Earning Influencers List

Let's Break Down Who Deserves Their Money On This Year's Forbes Highest-Earning Influencers List

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Travis Kelce Set Back Men Everywhere By Introducing Some New Girlfriend To His Parents Too Early

Travis Kelce Set Back Men Everywhere By Introducing Some New Girlfriend To His Parents Too Early

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9/25/23 7:00 PM

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The WaPo Piece About Dave’s Pizza Fest Has The Worst First Sentence In The History Of Journalism

The WaPo Piece About Dave’s Pizza Fest Has The Worst First Sentence In The History Of Journalism

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9/22/23 10:45 PM

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New-Parent Entitlement Is An Ugly Quality, And We Should Stop Giving These People What They Want

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9/22/23 4:00 PM

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Travis Kelce Just Got Simp-Zoned By Taylor Swift So Hard That He Set Back Men Everywhere

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9/21/23 4:20 PM

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Tough Day Yesterday

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9/20/23 6:00 PM

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Disastrous Failure For Dopy Doughboy During Cincinnati Game On Saturday

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9/18/23 9:00 PM

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Get A Load Of This Snitch Who Ratted On A Coworker For Smoking Doobies On His Lunch Break

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9/18/23 2:30 PM

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Stop Assuming Women Are Pregnant

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9/15/23 4:00 PM

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It Took One Week For Tom Brady To Change Delta's Status Structure And Make Lounge Access IMPOSSIBLE

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9/14/23 6:15 PM

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President Trump Sweeps In Outrageous Gimmies, And That's Perfectly Fine

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9/13/23 7:15 PM

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Last Night, I Broke The Most Dangerous Game Show

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9/13/23 3:30 PM

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If You're Mad When Fans Cheer For An Opposing Player's Injury, Grow Up

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9/12/23 6:40 PM

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Francis' Guide To Ripping Your Coworkers To Shreds

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9/8/23 10:15 PM

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SoHo House Has Gone To Hell

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The Escaped Murderer On The Loose Near Philly Has A Tremendously Healthy Diet

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Parents Who Post Back-To-School Pics Of Their Kids On Instagram Are Putting Their Children's Lives In Danger

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Here's Me, Bending The Knee, To Bri

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For God's Sake, Here's A Service Where You Can Hire A College Running Back To Lure Your Girlfriend Into Cheating On You

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Oliver Anthony, The Viral "Rich Men North Of Richmond" Singer, Dropped In For A Surprise Performance At Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership Last Night

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8/30/23 2:30 PM

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I Don't Think Dave Is Mad At Nate

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8/29/23 6:25 PM

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Taylor Lewan Doesn't Dress Himself

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8/29/23 4:00 PM

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The Yale Campus Police Are Scaring The Absolute Crap Out Of New Students With Terrifying Leaflets About The Murderous City Of New Haven

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8/25/23 5:00 PM

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