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Best Of 2024 - We Should Dig Up Secretariat’s Dead Body and Drug Test It

Yesterday Max Dolente’s living breathing vision-board Jason Kelce took to Twitter to offer a opinion about Secretariat- the greatest athelete of all time. And people are mad.  Jason made the point that Secretariats heart was allegedly 3 times bigger than normal (vaxxed?) and steroids were a pretty c

A Former Used-Dog Salesmans Guide To Adopting A Used Dog

Ive sold alot of things in my life. Used cars, software, two very different kinds of trees, tankless water heaters, portable air conditioners, hand sanitizer outside of a group of portapotties, cheesesteaks etc. But by far the most rewarding 6 months I ever had was selling used dogs. Some people cal

Sic, Semper, Snyrannis

Dan Snyder has sold the Washington Commanders/Football Team/R-Words. I never thought I would write that sentence. I thought he would outlive me. I thought his presence would always loom in the background watching my despair every NFL season, laughing, stroking himself to my pain like some sort of a 

Best Of 2022 - Hey Guys, I've Said Some Very Mean Things About A Bunch Of My Co-workers On Reddit

Apparentley we need Elon Musk to purchase reddit as well if we really care about freedom of speech, because it sounds like theyre going to be publishing posts and DMs from peoples burner Reddit accounts any moment now. And while I like to think of myself as a pretty straightforward guy who says what

Is Messi a Bust? World Cup Preview LIVE from Qatar

Warning: if you dont think you can handle big boy conversations and world cup predictions please exit internet explorer immediately. This is a blog for grown ups who can handle the written equivilant of taking a shot of drano so if your going to complain there's the door. No one will miss you. PFT C

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On today’s episode Arian, PFT and Big T discuss the recent findings on the Pneumonic Plague found in Russia. Plus they get into the MLB Playoffs, Arian’s new found love of Nathan Fielder and ‘The Rehearsal’, another masturbation incident on a flight, Drake Maye not believing in the moon landing, gambling your social security money, the woman who survived 2 lethal injections in Tennessee and much more. Enjoy! 

(00:02:34) MLB Playoffs 
(00:26:29) The Rehearsal
(00:31:29) American Airlines Flight
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(00:53:21) Christa Pike
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(01:11:42) Lane Johnson Officially Retires from the NFL 
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Playoff Baseball is rocking and the Padres find a way to force Game 4 and the White Sox continue to be the funnest team in the playoffs. We talk Braves dropping Game 3, the Dodgers continually being clutch and the Yankees being a joke when the lights get bright (00:00:00-00:23:22). Lane Johnson retires from football and we talk about his incredible career (00:23:22-00:28:56). We then talk some MNF and the Falcons look really good while the Saints look broken (00:28:56-00:46:16). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including some NBA stories and coaches walking off at halftime (00:46:16-01:22:49). Eli Manning joins us in studio to talk ball, helping Arch navigate college, Jaxson Dart's injury, Hall of Fame and more (01:22:49-02:05:19). Ryen Russillo joins us in studio to talk CFB, which teams we trust through 5 weeks, the volatility of the NIL/Transfer portal era and a Sixers question from Max (02:05:19-03:02:31). We then finish with listener submitted Pardon Your Takes.

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Playoff Baseball is rocking and the Padres find a way to force Game 4 and the White Sox continue to be the funnest team in the playoffs. We talk Braves dropping Game 3, the Dodgers continually being clutch and the Yankees being a joke when the lights get bright (00:00:00-00:23:22). Lane Johnson reti

On today’s episode Arian is back with PFT and Big T to tell us all about his trip to Argentina and his Ayahuasca Experience. Plus, they get into the MLB Playoffs, a pneumonic plague discovered in Russia and much more. Enjoy! 

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(00:11:24) Milwaukee Brewers 
(00:27:31) Pneumonic Plague
(00:44:07) Banana Ball 
(00:55:06) Colorado’s Stolen Playbook
(01:01:47) Arian’s Ayahuasca Experience 

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Patriots 29, Bills 26 (00:26:58-00:42:16)

Cowboys 34, Texans 30 (00:42:16-00:50:11)

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Rams 24, Eagles 20 (01:02:09-01:20:27)

Bears 23, Jets 12 (01:20:27-01:36:06)

Packers 17, Bucs 14 (01:36:06-01:45:04)

Ravens 24, Titans 18 (01:45:04-01:49:18)

Giants 36, Cardinals 24 (01:49:18-01:56:06)

Vikings 15, Dolphins 10 (01:56:06-02:02:03)

49ers 24, Broncos 14 (02:02:03-02:10:12)

Seahawks 30, Chargers 23 (02:10:12-02:24:59)

Chiefs 30, Raiders 27 (02:24:59-02:30:49)

Panthers 32, Lions 26 (02:30:49-02:35:52)

We then talk baseball playoffs and who's back of the week.

Week 4, Fastest 2 Minutes, Patriots Big Win, Eagles Hit Rock Bottom, Bryce Young Is Elite Plus Who's Back Of The Week And MLB Playoffs

We start with Fastest 2 minutes then talk about every game Sunday (00:00:00-00:14:55) Colts 30, Commanders 13 (00:14:55-00:26:58) Patriots 29, Bills 26 (00:26:58-00:42:16) Cowboys 34, Texans 30 (00:42:16-00:50:11) Jags 22, Bengals 17 (00:50:11-01:02:09) Rams 24, Eagles 20 (01:02:09-01:20:27) Bears 2

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