The Greatest Troll Of All Time Steve Spurrier Just Ended Tennessee's Football Program For Good
There is no better troll in the entire world than Steve Spurrier. He’s on another level when it comes to Tennessee too. The man invented making fun on rivals on a national level. I mean look at some of these quotes:
On FSU: “You know what FSU stands for, don’t you? Free Shoes University.”
After Jadeveon Clowney was cited for speeding: “I didn’t know Jadeveon’s car that could go that fast. He doesn’t have a pretty car like those FSU guys used to drive.”
On Georgia: “I sort of always liked playing them that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended.”
About fire at Auburn library: “The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.”
About Tennessee never making BCS: ““You can’t spell Citrus without U-T.”
And now he just murdered the Tennessee program once and for good. I mean let’s take a quick look at its weekend. You had a boat in Vol Navy catch fire before the game (everyone is okay, so it’s just a good metaphor for this dumpster of a program)
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You had a band member pass out during the halftime routine. You had the Tennessee football Twitter account go radio silent after this tweet and get roasted:
Oh, not to mention you suffered the most embarrassing loss in school history. I mean, I can’t say I’m surprised. Tennessee isn’t a good football school. It’s not the late-90s. They rely on saying ‘well, we beat Kentucky’ because they are now forced to judge their season success on that.
Hell, you had Georgia State’s coach troll you right after the game with this quote because Tennessee embarrassed not just itself but the entire SEC:
And now you have another killer quote from the Head Ball Coach. Spurrier sticking one last dagger through a program that’s just irrelevant now. Don’t worry guys, keep your head up. Maybe you’ll actually finish .500 for the first time in 3 years. What a worthless program.