Soccer Stars Perfect Slide Into A Smokeshow's DMs: "I Am David Neres. Come With Me."
Ajax have been the Cinderellas of the 2018-19 Champions League. After eliminating Real Madrid a few weeks ago, they will take on Juventus in the quarterfinals thanks to players like David Neres, who is winning both on and off the field:
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Cocccckkkkyyyy. I’ve always wondered the DM games of professional athletes. Doesn’t seem like there is much to it. Just a simple, I am David Neres, come with me. I wonder how that would work for me. I am Jack Mac, come with me. Probably a block.
I just looked up Neres age. Turns out he just turned 22. He’s experiencing a life I can’t even imagine.
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Like….what? Look at this girl. I didn’t even know a perfect human like this existed.