MASSIVE Lesbian Brawl Breaks Out At San Francisco Pride As Dozens Of Cowardly Gay Men Look On In Horror
Source - More than a dozen women were involved in a ‘brutal’ brawl at the San Francisco Pride Festival after an argument broke out over a singer’s performance.
The senseless violence, which was caught on video by a horrified onlooker, reportedly began when one woman asked another if the singer Kehlani was still on stage.
She replied ‘very rudely’ and called her a ‘b****’, a witness claimed, kicking off seven minutes of savage fighting during the Sunday event.
She explained how she believed the brawl began: ‘I guess one girl asked the other girl if Kehlani was performing. And I guess the other girl said, “Yeah, she is,” but I guess she said it very rudely or angrily, and called her a b****.
‘That triggered the other girl to say something like, “Did you just call me a b****?” And that started their argument.’ Despite the gruesome violence of the fighting, police said no arrests were made and had no comment to make.
Ugh, I wanted to end this month on a high note. Thanks a lot, lesbians. You know what’s funny? You’d never see a brawl like this from gay men. Especially not during pride month. Too much work goes into their bodies. I’m not saying lesbians don’t take care of themselves physically, I’m just saying that judging from this video they don’t spend nearly as much time in the gym as their male counterparts. Which explains the bull-in-a-china-shop style fight we saw above. At one point there were three separate brawls going on at the same time. All while the gay dudes stood there and watched.
I don’t even blame them, if I had spent months buffing and waxing my entire body I wouldn’t want it to get dinged up by a bunch of dykes either.
The craziest part of the story is how it started. One of them literally asked another if Kehlani was playing and all hell broke loose. That’s what happens when you put too much testosterone in one area. It turns into a big clit measuring contest. Thank god no arrests were made otherwise shit would’ve really hit the fan. Although if I had to guess, I’d bet the cops were too afraid to jump in the middle of it. It’s not like they were dealing with the girls in Blue Crush. Some of those swings could’ve knocked out Willie Colon. Oh well, alls well that ends well. At least Kehlani had a good time…just kidding she hated it and is never coming back.
“Kehlani wrote on Twitter afterwards that the Pride event was ‘rude all day’, adding: ‘Didn’t expect any of this. Don’t want to cause a situation because I really care about this community but stay away from Pride if your heart isn’t in it.”
Great job, ladies.