If You're Not Gay For Tom Brady After Seeing His Men's Health Cover Then You're Not A Real Man
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If you’re a straight man and you didn’t feel it jump a little bit, then you’re no man at all. You’re a liar. It doesn’t matter how you ‘identify’, that’s a photo that will get the blood pumping to the nether regions ten times out of ten. Sorry for being crass. Oh, and I know this is a Jerry blog, but I needed something to balance out #Twerk Tuesday. I’d also like to commend Annie Leibovitz, who based on its stunning composition, is the only person I can assume took the photo. He didn’t even need to stand next to someone far less visually appealing to shine.
He did it on his own with a perfectly symmetrical face and an even more perfect attitude. Tom Brady is like a fine wine that gets better with age both on and off the field. He went from this…
To this…
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go head to the nearest Duane Reade and pick up a copy of the latest Men’s Health. All hail the GOAT!
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