Cop Car Gets Overtaken By A Million Twerking Lesbians At DC Pride

I don’t know how this started or how it got so out of control so fast, but I’m glad it did. And that’s not just because I’ve always wanted to be in a dance circle with people yelling, “ayy!” at me. It’s because it involves two things that I’m currently obsessed with: twerking and Pride. I would’ve killed to have been there.

It all started when this girl mesmerized the cop with her ass long enough to create a distraction for the others to get on the car.

After that it was a free for all.

Booty booty booty booty rocking everywhere. What a scene. I heard DC Pride was a good time but I had no idea it was that kind of good time. You have to imagine the cop loved it too. He could’ve stopped them if he wanted to but he didn’t. At least if he gets in trouble, he can say he was ‘community policing.’  The whole thing reminded me of the Cardi B Twerk music video.  Well done, DC. Well done.

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PS: I’m assuming these ladies are lesbians based on everything I’ve seen on Twitter. Shame on me if they’re not.