Clemson Kid Tells Cop Arresting Him That He's A "Fatass" and That His Dad's a Federal Attorney - Let's See If It Worked

Damn, nope.  Everyone who had “kid gets away scot free once police realize the father’s occupation and get gently chided for their overweight stature,” pay up.    Kind of surprising because the “Do you know who I am?” has like a 100% success rate.  The “my dad is a federal attorney” is basically that on steroids.   Kid must have REALLY fucked up to still get crushed into the concrete despite his bloodline and health advice.