Biblical Smokeshow of the Week: Bathsheba from Israel (NSFW)

With one of the earliest examples of a biblical pussy being so powerful that it was able to drive a man to (indirectly) commit murder, Bathsheba is widely and historically regarded as the premiere thot of the Old Testament. The all-natural Gilonite earned international recognition in the summer of 982 BC when the mere sight of her nude body overwhelmed the noble King David with enough sinful temptation and ungodly horniness to impregnate her on the spot.

Bathsheba’s Bio/Stats

Hometown: Gilon, Israel

Race: White (in paintings and pop culture)

Body Type: Second Semester Freshman/Former Athletic Farmhand

Ass Type: Very Large

Tits Type: Varies (based on artist)

Squirts: Allegedly (according to some scriptural metaphors)

Instagram: @queensheba23