Alabama Girl Offering $2 And A Threesome With Her Roommate For Tickets To The LSU Game

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No brainer of a lifetime right here. I mean I’m just going off a tiny thumbnail here, and absolutely 0 visual evidence of the roommate, but I still feel confident that if you’re a ‘Bama kid holding on to tickets for the LSU game this weekend you make this deal ASAP. What are the arguments against it? “Being in the stands for a big game is awesome”? “You’re only in college for this experience once”? Uh yeah, same thing applies to a threesome with some horny college chicks – that is also awesome, and let me promise you, you don’t experience that shit in the real world either. Lock it up and just watch this one on TV, with technology the way it is today it’s basically the same as watching it live.

Roll Damn Tide.