Make America Hockey Again
Our nation is at a crossroads, people. We are facing a troubling time and make no mistake about it, we are fighting an uphill battle. We, as hockey fans, are being marginalized. We have been left without a voice by the NBA and the NFL. We have assholes like Rick Fox saying that eSports will be bigger than the NHL in just 2 years. So it’s time for a revolution. We need to lace up those skates, hit the streets and let our voices be heard. Think about this for one second. Would Hillary Clinton’s campaign be riddled in all these scandals if she were a hockey player? No. Of course she wouldn’t. Because we wouldn’t have even found out about the emails until AFTER the election. They would have just been classified as computer injuries until then. It’s clear as day that we need a hockey player in the White House. Or at least somebody who exemplifies traits of a hockey player like Bernie did while graciously accepting defeat today and essentially going through the handshake line by giving Hillary the nomination by acclamation. Regardless, it’s time for hockey to play a bigger role in this nation.We even have the endorsement of the man himself, JC.
P.S. – a full video of Smitty at the protests will be out later. But for now, here are a few more highlights.
Don’t ever say that plaid shorts aren’t making a comeback.
RIP Sweet Prince.
Smh. Can’t believe Water got locked up again. At least they have Michael Che and Colin Jost out there fighting for the cause.