Adrian Beltre Just Left The Rangers Playoff Game Because He Pooped His Pants

Alright maybe a slight exaggeration. It was a back injury and he also has a non functional hand/finger but it does kind of look like he shit himself right? If you haven’t done that waddle before then you’re either a liar or you don’t drink, in either case I hate you. Everyone poops.

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As I was typing this Beltre came out of the game and was literally crying because he couldn’t play anymore. I love him so much, hope this isn’t it for him.