I REALLY Wanted This Bear To Kill This Guy, Like Really Badly

I’m serious. I’ve never wanted an animal to kill a human more in my life. I want Josh to get his face ripped off and his limbs ripped off in front of his loved ones. Let the bear have the shrimp, Josh! Back the fuck up, Antonio. No joke, when Josh was throwing beer at the bear I almost jumped through my computer screen and beat the shit out of Josh myself. Grow up, Josh. Seriously. Josh clearly had some beer muscles going and decided he was going to take matters into his own hands and fight off the bear. Josh thought he was the big man on campus when all it would’ve taken was one swipe from that bear and he’d be dead. Seems pretty dumb when you realize there was probably like $40 worth of stuff on the grill. Which would’ve made his death that much more satisfying. Alas.