A Woman Chasing After A Runaway Dog Through The Busy Streets Of Mexico City Is The Wildest Video You Will See Today

And the Oscar MTV Movie Award Clemmy for best thriller movie goes to….@calaveritabike! My nerves are fried, skip. I’ve only taken one puff of a cigarette in my life, but I think I need to take up smoking after watching that video. Or at least open a fresh bag of Doritos. It’s mayhem from the time the video starts and the dog almost hits the bus all the way to the end. Once the dog was on the sidewalk, I was screaming “ESO ESO” at my computer screen in an empty house like a lunatic just to try to lend a hand.

Now of course you wouldn’t think somebody would post a video of a dog getting hit by a car. And even if they did because the internet is cold as ice in 2017, you know damn well I wouldn’t have blogged a video like that. But even knowing the result of the video before watching it gets the ol’ heart racing. Kinda like watching a Boardwalk Empire scene where you knew one of the real life characters survived but you just weren’t sure how they did it.

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And you want to know what the wildest part of this video was? We have a twist ending. THAT WASN’T EVEN THIS WOMAN’S DOG!

That chick risked life and limb on a high speed chase through Mexico City like a James fucking Bond movie for somebody else’s dog that she didn’t even know. Just saw a pooch on the loose and did what anyone with a functioning heart and nerves of steel would do.

And not only that but she found the owner. Give this lady whatever the highest medal is in Mexico. Actually screw that. Give her a green card to America if she wants it. Because if she would put her life on the line for a stranger’s dog like that, I would be proud to have her waiving the stars and stripes as a fellow citizen here in the U.S. of A. It has to be better than living in that crazy ass smog-filled city full of soccer hooligans, right?