Paul Casey By A Million!!

So I first saw this yesterday and just assumed it was photoshopped. A few people tagged me on twitter and I was like “nope, stupid gullible idiots don’t understand the internet game.”

Wrong. I am the idiot. I’m the bozo. This is very much Paul Casey’s real cell phone case. Best part? It’s his smoke fiancé, Pollyanna Woodward.

I think golfers are considered pretty low on the pro athlete tail-pulling totem pole, but you can’t deny these guys fuck plenty of hot chicks. Golfer WAG game on point these days. And good on Paul Casey. Most guys rock the “classy pic of the girl on the phone home screen” move. Not Paul Casey — he’s got his smoke in some lingerie on his damn phone case. Well played.

PS — Imagine if Tiger pulled this move? Maybe Joslyn James spread eagle on the back of his phone?

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PPS — I know people want to hate Casey for his “Americans don’t know what’s going on” line from a 2004 interview, but he’s always seemed like a damn good dude to me. And his caddie chirped me one time and I always respect a good chirp.