I Could Watch Henrik Zetterberg Scream At Jonathan Drouin For Diving All Day Long
As somebody who has a blog every Monday highlighting the best dangles from around the league over the past week, I am a big time fan of Jonathan Drouin. Kid has an unreal amount of talent and I think it’s time to start investigating whatever kind of tape he uses on his stick because the puck always seems to stay glued to it. With that being said, Jonathan Drouin is still a little Frenchy. He’s not a good ol’ Ontario Boy like Connor McDavid. He’s the kind of kid who will go AWOL on his team and run back home if he feels he isn’t getting enough ice time. He’s the kind of kid who will take a stick up high and act like he’s been shot to draw a penalty instead of just eating a crosscheck to the nose like a good boy.
It’s not Zetterberg’s fault he can’t keep his stick down. Take that crosscheck like a man, you pussy. A stick to the nose? That’s a helluva long way from the heart.
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Anyway, I just can’t stand seeing guys like Drouin try to turn the NHL into the NBA and/or FIFA. You want to act like you’ve been blown up by a grenade anytime anybody accidentally breathes on you too heavy? Go hang out with LeBron and the Cavs. Get the fuck off the ice because maybe hockey isn’t for you. Jonathan Drouin out here trying to make the NHL look like the World Cup. Just flailing around like a flounder out there. All I have to say is that I’m extremely grateful that there are still players like Henrik Zetterberg in the league to scare these kids straight. Jonathan Drouin is 22-years-old and he just got chastised like a 1st grader. Zetterberg put him in timeout. Totally emasculating and I loved every second of it.
Speaking of guys getting chastised and put into timeout, Shawn Thornton just made Alexi Emelin his bitch. Verbally.