This Dude Tried To Sneak In On A Little Yacht Party Bump And Grind With Two Girls And One Was NOT Feeling It

YouTube – It happened during my yacht party DJ set… This girl had a hilarious reaction when a creepo decided to sneak up behind her and dance.

Nothing worse than when you’re just trying to dry hump your friend with your finest antlers on and suddenly feel a turgid Floridian boner pressing up against you:

Dance floors seem like a bit of a thorny situation for this kind of thing. I mean you see this guy swoop in and it’s hard to say he looks anything but creepy and at best like one of those dudes in the background of a Bangbus scene. And yeah a guy like that is probably going to get an unfavorable reaction 100 times out of 100. But I’ve been at a club once or twice where you see some dude looking like Usher slide up behind a girl as if she’s an innocent streetlight in the “U Remind Me” music video, not a single word exchanged, immediately getting right into rhythmic dry humping mode without missing a beat. It’s confusing but really all about context on the dance floor.

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So yes, if you look like the boat employee accused of sexual assault on an episode of SVU, this reaction is always going to happen to you. And you’re lucky you get a gnarly rock on hand gesture from the chick instead of mace to the face. There are a lot more of this guy out there than the smooth dancing Usher type. Let a chick dry hump her gal pal in peace, that’s the lesson.

PS Unsung hero of awkwardness in the back, lady in the pink was getting after it:

You want a successful bump and grind? Aim lower and target there. She’ll put it down and talk all about how she’s “still got it.”