Amy Schumer Reads A Cocky Open Letter At MSG To The Trump Supporters Who Walked Out On Her Tampa Show
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Hollywood Reporter – On Tuesday, Amy Schumer responded to the roughly 200 audience members in Tampa, Fla., who walked out of her stand-up show after she started insulting Donald Trump and talked about gun control and other political issues. During her performance at New York’s Madison Square Garden, Schumer read an open letter to the Tampa walk-outs.
“Dearest Tampa, I’m sorry you didn’t want me, a comedian who talks about what she believes in, to mention the biggest thing going on in our country right now,” Schumer read aloud. “How could I think it was OK to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views?”
“After the show, I want you to know that I will go straight to a rehab facility that will teach me how to make all people happy,” continued Schumer. “Both the rich, entitled, white people who are going to vote for him and the very poor people who have been tricked into it! And Tampa, I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have said that [Trump] was an orange, sexually assaulting, fake-college-starting monster. Shouldn’t have said that. I will never again say that he is an orange, sexually assaulting, fake-college-starting monster. Ever again.”
The comedian said she was grateful to everyone in the audience that night in Florida, even the people who left.
“I look forward to putting this all behind us in a couple of weeks when Hillary Clinton is our motherf—ing president!” she exclaimed, to loud cheers from the Manhattan audience.
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Previously in Amy Schumer news…
As much as I can’t stand Trump and have made it clear in no uncertain terms that I hate his guts…I’m such a spiteful motherfucker that stuff like this makes me think twice for a little bit. Like I really, really don’t want this asshole to be president….but if he was, at least sensitive joke stealing Amy Schumer and her cocky ass open letter would have to deal with it? At least all the ex-Gawker writers would have to call him their President? At least all the safe space college pussies would have to see that for 4 years? Kind of like a glass-half-full type situation, that’s how I stay positive.
