It's Coming Home: US Soccer Player Malik Tillman Was The Drunkest Man In Europe After Winning The Eredivisie With PSV

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That right there is Malik Tillman, he's one of our guys. He's also part of the reason PSV won the Eredivisie this season. Dude went to the Netherlands on a loan and put up 9 goals and 10 assists in league play. He's also part of the American crew on PSV. Earnie Stewart is in the front office, Tillman, Ricardo Pepi and Sergino Dest all players. I say all that because of the title celebrations. 

It started with a clearly drunk, lost Malik Tillman

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Been there before. You can see the moment of panic on his face when he realizes he's lost. Basically the same look one of my kids give if we walk outside for .2 seconds and they think we're gone forever. Sheer panic, trying to figure out where they are supposed to be. Someone there has to help him! Point him in the right direction people! 

Speaking of help, we have this video too: 

The arm wrapped around him, the guide. Malik Tillman is the drunken man in Europe. Good. Let him start to get a taste of winning shit with Copa America and the World Cup coming up. We need all our guys to get in this boat, especially with Sergino Dest out for a year with a torn ACL. Gonna need someone to fill in there and everyone in our primes to 1) be healthy and 2) continue to be good. We've never had this many guys playing in top leagues in Europe. That's just a fact. That's why we have, dare I say, hope? We have hope that we can have some sort of run in one of these major tournaments. 

Now if Tillman can't step up, maybe we just have Earnie Stewart and his sick dance moves take over. 

Gotta count this all as a win for America if we're being honest. I don't see tweets from other PSV players getting shitcanned or dancing. That's two for US players, past or present. Feel like that's good for at least one win in Copa America. And good for Tillman too. You're a 21-year old loaned out from Bayern Munich and now PSV wants to buy your contract. Not a bad gig! Go get drunk enough you need help getting down stairs. We've all been there and we haven't won titles like this. 

Now just get ready for June 23 when Copa America starts. We need everyone to show up and win, even with Gregg there.