'Suck It Haters' - Neymar Wants All The Losers To Know He Might Be Overweight, But Don't You Dare Call Him Fat

This right here is how you address the losers and haters out there who keep calling you fat. This is far from the first time Neymar has dealt with these allegations. Allegations of being fat are no fun, especially when you're a pro athlete in the middle of rehabbing from a brutal injury. Some times you don't move as much and decide to indulge in extra donuts or snacking. It happens to everyone! See, this video is what any of us with some extra weight will be using going forward. Zion, myself, Andy Reid, Neymar, the stereotypical starter at every golf course. We're not fat! We're overweight which is great. There's a difference. 

The real lesson here is we need to get Neymar a little bit of help. Pretty clear how to address these heinous allegations head on. A little thing called Frank's Walks. Neymar being part of Frank Army just shooting the shit and creating a power group with JJ Watt feels like a no-brainer, especially with Watt having ownership with Burnley now. 

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I actually think we another great fat soccer player. We don't have enough of them and you can't tell me they don't steal the show. We know Ronaldo (the original) got a little hefty. We also have our man Adebayo Akinfenwa who is awesome. Neymar should get a little hefty and then go play. Even if no one watches him because he plays in Saudi Arabia and no one gives a shit about that league, he could finish 2nd in goal scoring as a fat guy and tell the haters to suck it. 

Put up with it or freak out! Not sure what that means, but it's a great line. But it's time for Neymar to embrace his inner fat guy.