Alabama’s Caleb Downs, THE #1 Transfer In THE Country, Just Chose THE Ohio State University

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????? CALEB DOWNS???? RYAN DAY WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA AND STOLE THE GEORGIA NATIVE RIGHT UNDER KIRBY SMARTS NOSE???? 

I’m sitting here on a Friday night, doing what people in Ohio do on a winter Friday night (go to a high school basketball game). And now I’m typing this blog from a random hallway on my phone. Why? Because this is hands down the biggest recruiting win in the history of THE Ohio State University. Bigger than when Urban Meyer went toe to toe in the south with Nick Saban over Vonn Bell. Bigger than any QB or RB or DE we’ve ever gotten. Caleb Downs is the best DB in country and the only reason he’s in the portal is because Nick Saban left. And it was a thought of done deal that he’d just go play for his hometown Georgia Bulldogs. NOPE. Ryan Day flew his ass (and a fucking BAG) down to Georgia and stole him right under Kirby’s nose. 

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How much do you think this cost Ohio State? 2 million? 4 million? Who cares!!!! RYAN DAY OFFICIALLY MEANS BUSINESS!!!

I remember when I was over the moon when we got Will Howard from Kansas State. And when we got Quidshon Jenkins from Ole Miss. Or when Sawyer and JTT and Burke and Ebuka and Henderson all came back. But this? THIS is the biggest story of the offseason. Ohio State is putting all of their chips in the center and going ALL THE FUCK IN.

THE BUCKEYES ARE WINNING IT ALL THIS YEAR. ANYTHING ELSE IS A FAILURE!!!!!