INNOCENT: People Who Work In College Sports Correctly Defend Michigan By Saying 'The Only Pure Thing Is Vanderbilt, And Vanderbilt Sucks'
Nothing makes me laugh more than a random school or person catching a stray for no reason at all. In this case it's Vanderbilt, who does in fact suck. They have a terrible football program and basketball program. Oh at least you have that cool court with benches on the baseline! Good job. It doesn't matter who you cheer for, if you lose to Vandy in football it's as low as it gets. We're not talking Jay Cutler roaming around Nashville anymore either. We're talking modern day Vandy, just a dogshit program by any definition.
I know all these crybabies want to put an asterisk on Michigan's title. I beg you to read these quotes. Someone from Alabama is admitting it's normal what they did. Everyone is out here saying if you're not cheating, you're not trying. Or you're Vanderbilt, because they needed one more stray at them.
And here's what I'll really say to anyone who wants to scream about 'cheating.' You still gotta play the game! You still gotta go out on the field or the court and win a game. I don't care who you are, how much you're favored by, whatever the situation might be. You gotta win baby.
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I know the Vandy part is hilarious and the real headline, but how about Kansas hoops too? They cheat more than .. anyone. That's a quote, not me just rambling here. They are also right. The NCAA did nothing to Kansas. Oh you vacated wins and took down a Final Four banner. Oh the horror. We all got Men In Black'd and somehow forgot those games happened. I gotta pretend like I wasn't at the 2018 Final Four apparently.
Everyone just needs to listen to the story here. Stop crying about cheating and Michigan. They are innocent. Harbaugh said so, the industry sources say so. That and relegate Vandy. It's time. They ain't SEC. They are 1) too smart and 2) too awful at sports. Kick them out and bring in someone else.