The 2023-2024 Philadelphia Eagles Season Is Not Officially But Absolutely Over
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And that's that. The Philadelphia Eagles end their season 11-6, 2nd in the NFC East. Good thing they decided to play the starters! Couldn't beat the dead dickless Cardinals at home last week so now AJ Brown and Sidney Brown both get hurt while Jalen Hurt's throwing finger points both East and West:
The coaching staff, starting obviously with Nick Sirianni, is getting toasted for this shitshow, as they should. If they go out and give this absolute piss poor effort next week in Tampa it wouldn't be surprising if the Eagles cut him loose. Think about that. Nick Sirianni made a Super Bowl in his 2nd year and could be out the very next year. Beyond Incredible.
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I don't even know anymore, man. This team had so much potential but anyone educated in the game of football and/or life saw the Eagles weren't a true 10-1 team. Yes, they found ways to win those 10 games, and kudos to the Birds, but once shit started going the other way there was no chance of recovery. This squad made the Super Bowl last year and assumed they had enough juice to get back on their rep alone. Nope. Turns out you actually need to BE PREPARED TO PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL, and then actually play good football. The Eagles for the majority of the 2nd half of the season chose to do neither. And may they be prepared to reap the whirlwind if they don't turn around starting next week in the WildCard round… which they most likely won't. Let's be honest here, they're currently playing like one of the worst teams in the NFL. And that is a damn shame.
PS - My Dad says it's the biggest Philly sports collapse since the 1964 collapse where they lost 10 straight games to blow the season. I suppose he forgot about the LITERAL MOST RECENT PHILLIES TEAM in the NLCS who was up 2-0 then 3-2 with 2 games at home vs. a wildly inferior team, but whatever. Just as this Eagles season to the list of Philly sports misery that will never cease to amaze. Thanks, God! Appreciate it!
PPS - Huh?