DUDE Wipes Is Allowing Browns Fans To Trade In Any Browns Quarterback Jersey From 1999 To 2021 For A Brand New One Tonight At The Game
Listen I love DUDE Wipes as much as the next guy but are we sure this is a good business idea? If there's one thing I know about the Browns since they returned to Cleveland in 1999 it's that we've had no less than one hundred different starting quarterbacks and that our fans have never once, even for a second, stopped supporting this team. And now they get the chance to turn in their.....Brandon Weeden...jerseys for a brand new, fresh white one? The line for this promotion is going to be a mile long! I'll post the infamous Browns quarterback jersey photo in a second, but I think seeing it written out actually hits the message home harder.
Jerseys You are Allowed to Trade In:
Tim Couch, Ty Detmer, Doug Pederson, Spergon Wynn, Kelly Holcomb, Jeff Garcia, Luke McCown, Trent Dilfer, Charlie Frye, Derek Anderson, Brady Quinn, Ken Dorsey, Bruce Gradkowski, Colt McCoy, Jake Delhomme, Seneca Wallace, Brandon Weeden, Thad Lewis, Jason Campbell, Brian Hoyer, Johnny Manziel, Connor Shaw, Austin Davis, Cody Kessler, Robert Griffin III, DeShone Kizer, Kevin Hogan, Baker Mayfield, Tyron Taylor, Case Keenum, and/or Nick Mullens.
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And what's crazy is that I'm certain at least a handful, if not a hundred, of every single player listed has jerseys still in circulation in the Muni Lot tailgate each week. Browns fans, despite every single one of us knowing the end outcome, still rush out and buy the hot, new QB or draft pick's jersey at the first chance we get. I myself bought Couch, Holcomb, Garcia, Frye, Quinn, Manziel (whole family got them), and Mayfield before learning that maybe a Myles Garrett uniform would be a more shrewd move.
The fact that that is the jersey length from ELEVEN YEARS AGO is astonishing. But anyways, the available jerseys DUDE Wipes is allowing you to swap out for tonight is: Deshaun Watson, Myles Garrett, Nick Chubb, and Joe Flacco. My question Browns fans is: who you taking?
It's hilarious that 2 of the 4 options are out for the year, and 1 of them is almost certainly going to be let go at the end of the season, but I'll say this: if you don't take Joe Flacco right now you are STUPID. I can already tell you I'll be calling off work tomorrow morning because after Joe officially clinches our playoff spot tonight, I will have a severe case of Flacco Fever. I can't believe the NFL Comeback Player of the Year / former Super Bowl MVP / future Super Bowl MVP was sitting at home just a month ago, but I'm so thankful he was. And now DUDE Wipes is allowing Browns fans to get his jersey for free the exchange of one Seneca Wallace jersey!!!!!!