VIDEO: Michael B. Jordan Crashing His Ferrari While Allegedly Street Racing in Hollywood
TMZ - New video shows Michael B. Jordan's violent car crash as it unfolded in Hollywood ... and it appears the actor may have been racing another car before smashing into a parked car.
Check out the new clip -- Michael's blue Ferrari is speeding down the street next to another Ferrari, and it looks like they were racing as Michael's car veered into a parked Kia.
What we have here is something I'll never be able to relate to. First and foremost, I have never and will never be rich enough to purchase a Ferrari. I'm not a car guy. The most I'm going to splurge for is a sensible Jeep. Or maybe a Tesla if one of these days I finally fall through a subway grate and sue the city.
But secondly, I've never once had the urge to drive a car fast. I top out at 5 mph over the speed limit. In fact, one of my least favorite things in the entire world is when I'm riding shotgun with a friend and they try to impress me by ramping up their shitty car to 100 mph.
"Bro check this out." - My friend punching the gas while driving his Toyota Camry that's shaking so hard I'm certain it's going to explode
I fucking hate that so much. We smoked a blunt 5 minutes ago dude. Your car reeks of weed. I also know that you're a fucking moron in every other facet of life, and you're the last fucking person I'd trust to not kill me in a car crash. I'm getting pissed off even thinking about it.
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To be fair to Michael B. Jordan, a new Ferrari rides a bit smoother than my friends 2010 Camry. When you have a Ferrari, I'm sure it's tempting to test out it's limits. It probably seems like a waste to drive responsibly in one of those. But still... what are you doing man? Don't you have enough to live for? Being one of the hottest actors in Hollywood, getting any girl you want, and having millions of dollars in your bank account isn't enough of a thrill for you?
And if you do insist on doing that, just keep your wheels pointed forward. I've watched this video 100 times trying to figure out any potential reason for why he swerved out of nowhere. There was nothing in front of him. Just a sudden swerve for no reason at all. If you've ever road in a luxury car like a Ferrari, you know how smooth the ride is. It's so easy to keep that straight. Very dumb, Michael.