Surprise Surprise, Taylor Swift Is Spotify's Global Artist Of The Year

WHAT? NO WAY! The woman who broke every streaming record in the world, becomes the Global Spotify artist of the year? SHOCK! AWE! 

Fucking duh, ya'll. Of course she is. I'm going to let the other diehard clowns decode all of the easter eggs in the announcement video this time....

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The REAL GIFT of the day is that as a thank you to all her loving and adoring fans (me,) Taylor finally released "You're Losing Me" (From The Vault) from the Midnights album. For those who remember, Taylor released this song ONLY on a CD sold at MetLife stadium during her tour. I didn't buy the CD at the time thinking it would be a matter of days or weeks until it was on streaming...cut to 6 months later and I've been foaming at the mouth waiting for it. If it had come out sooner, it'd be at the top of my wrapped 100%. The breakup song for Joe, featuring Taylor's actually heartbeat setting the beat for the song. Chills. Screaming. I WOULDN'T MARRY ME EITHER, A PATHOLOGICAL PEOPLE PLEASER, WHO ONLY WANTED YOU TO SEE HERRRRRRRR

I love music so much. Seriously, there's nothing better.