A TikToker Got Kicked Out Of A Cici's Pizza All You Can Eat Buffet After Eating There For Almost 8 Hours
I'm sure people are going to read that headline then start shaking their fist at the sky for Cici's not honoring the sacred unwritten agreement between an all you can eat buffet and its customers that you can sit as long as you keep shoving food down your feed hole. If you take one look at me, you know I'm always on the side of the person eating at the all you can eat buffet. But I will never shed a tear for a TikToker getting kicked out of a business that they are using for those precious views and likes.
Is it lame that Cici's kicked out a paying customer? I guess. But you can't have people just hanging out in restaurants or anywhere for an entire work day and still function as a society, which I feel like we are barely doing as is. If you let the TikToker hang out in the restaurant from opening to close, what's stopping the crazy homeless person in town from doing the same thing?
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In fact, the entire Cici family should thank their lucky stars that it was just some scrawny kid looking to rack up some internet points for sitting in their restaurant for hours on end and occasionally nibbling on a slice instead of a big bastard like me trying to put them out of business by eating all of their inventory like Homer Simpson did at The Frying Dutchman once upon a time.
Damn that show was great back in the day, complete with an unbelievable follow up to how everything went that night.
Besides, a corporation having to make a new rule to stop your dominance like when the NCAA outlawed dunking to combat Kareem Abdul-Jabbar must be an awesome feeling. Not only that, but I think the arcade handled everything from a karma standpoint by taking this TikToker's $1.50 and rainbow piggy. Add in the $5.50 charge to fill up a cup with some carbonated sugar water along with the bump both this TikToker and Cici's will get for going viral and I'm pretty sure everyone walked away Even Steven. Actually Cici's still probably walked away ahead in all this because I imagine they stretch the hellllllllll out of $9 when it comes to the ingredients in their pizza.