Spirit Airlines Passenger Is Not Wearing Pants

I've been beating the drum for Spirit Airlines for years. I've been flying Spirit my whole life, and not once have they fucked me over. Sure their seats aren't the most comfortable, and the clientele isn't necessarily the classiest, but every time I've flown Spirit the plane has taken off and got me to my destination on schedule. Whereas other airlines (let's call them United Airlines) have fucked me over more times than I can count. I truly think United is batting worse than 50% when it comes to getting me to my destination without any hiccups. I can't stand them, and everyone who works there deserves to be in prison. But Spirit Airlines has always done right by me. 

However, I will admit, this no pants woman is not a great look for my beloved Spirit . Although, in defense of Spirit, this particular flight is departing out of Florida. There's only so much an airline can do. Even the best most on-time flight can't always overcome the likes of Florida. 

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And in this woman's defense, it's important to fly comfortably. I'll never understand people who wear anything other than sweatpants and a hoodie when flying. What do you have to prove? Who are you trying to impress? Flying sucks no matter what airline you choose, and I'll never begrudge anyone for simply trying to be comfortable as they jet set across the country. Is this pantsless woman really hurting anyone? She seems to be minding her own business. She's not starting any fights. She's not up in anyone's business. She simply wants to board her Spirit flight to wherever the hell she's going in the comfort of her own lack of pants. If you gave me a choice between having my flight delayed by 30 minutes, or sitting next to a pantsless woman, I'm choosing pantsless woman 10 times out of 10. I have no quarrel with pantsless woman. As long as she minds her own business and doesn't try to make small talk with me at 40,000 feet in the air, pantsless woman is alright in my book. Be completely naked as far as I'm concerned. As long as your not a screaming child, or doing anything that is going to delay by flight by even 5 minutes, then I don't give a shit. If you want to Winnie The Pooh your way from Florida to Ohio, then more power to you. 

Would I prefer everyone on my flight to wear pants? Sure, I'll concede that. But when I fly Spirit, I know what I'm getting into. I'm going to get to my destination on time for a reasonable price, and there might be a half naked creature or two. You gotta take the good with the bad.