The People's Coach: Mark Stoops Is Begging Kentucky Fans To Wake Up Early And Pound Beers, Because That's How You Beat Florida

This right here is the most important advice that Mark Stoops could give to Kentucky fans this week. It's Florida week. It's an important week, because we can change the narrative of how we feel during Florida week. Decades of losing to one team in a row will do this for you, but I just go in with the worst feeling. I've seen it happen too many times, missed calls, blown leads, heartbreaking losses. All to fucking Florida. 

Then it changed. Mark Stoops became a hell of a coach, Florida fell off some and Kentucky is on the verge of winning 3 in a row and 4 of the last 6. That's important in this part of the country. If you don't automatically start the season with a loss on the record, you can get to 10 wins. Again, we're talking Kentucky football here. You bet your ass I'll celebrate a 10-win season. 

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Now we have that stupid noon kickoff thanks to those bozos at ESPN. Not ideal. That's why Mark Stoops needs to say this every day. Shit, go buy a shit ton of beer and give it out to the people. I want people sleeping at the tailgate the night before. Prop those TVs up, put on the Ryder Cup at 1:30 in the morning and start pounding beers. Treat noon like it's 7 at night. Sleep after the game. 

This could be a season-changer. Being 5-0 before Georgia is massive. Being 2-0 in the SEC where the East is open after Georgia is massive. Winning 3 in a row against Florida, Billy Napier or not, is massive. Start drinking beers now. All that matters is beating Florida.