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There's No Bigger Asshole In The World Than The Person Who Gets This New AI 'Dog' That Can Be Programmed To 'Celebrate Birthdays'

Let's just cut right to the point, you're the world's biggest asshole if you willingly choose one of these AI dogs. I don't even think Karim would pick one and I'm still not convinced he's a real person. Do you know how awesome dogs are? They legit make you healthy: 

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Now we're talking about AI dogs? Those ain't dogs man. Those are just robots that will likely end up murdering us. I've seen Terminator and other things like that. 

[Source] - One example is Go1, the world’s first intelligent quadruped robot “companion” that is developed by China’s Unitree Robotics.

The robotic sidekick walks on all fours, much like a dog — but there’s no need for a collar or a leash.

Go1’s walking movements involve stability control, gait generation, motion control, navigation, and obstacle avoidance, as well as learning and adaptation through AI, Unitree Robotics said in an email to Fox News Digital.

You know what dogs can't do? This: 

Similar to a real pet, EMO evolves over time — in this case, through advanced internal sensors and AI processing models that give the little robot the ability to learn, communicate, and “bond,” according to the LivingAI website.

EMO also can be programmed to turn on lights, set alarm clocks, and celebrate special events such as birthdays and holidays, the company says.

I don't want my dog to set a goddamn alarm clock. Instead he comes into my room at 5:50 every single morning and starts hopping around looking for his breakfast. That's the alarm clock. Sure, I'd love to sleep in longer but that's what dogs do. You can't get mad at a giant lab running around wanting to eat. But celebrate special events? FUCK out of here. That's the beauty of owning a real dog. Every day is a special event to them. Shit, you leave the house for 12 seconds and you come back in being greeted like you are a hero. 

I just can't think of being this big of a loser. Go rescue a dog and be a normal human being one time in your life.