The 2023 World's Ugliest Dog Has Been Crowned And They Picked A Fucking Hideous One

I hate everything about this competition, but not for the same reasons the rest of the internet appears to have. As I'm sure you all can imagine, the replies online are filled with people outraged that we could judge an animal by their looks, saying that ALL dogs are beautiful, calling the organizers of the competition bullies, blah blah blah. 

Shut the fuuuuuuck up. The only thing I'm mad at is that the entrants' owners and contest judges are trying to play it off like this not about laughing at the ugliest fucking dog this planet has to offer, instead trying to make it about the dogs 'self-confidence' and 'bringing forward all of the beauty'. Guys, if that was the case, we wouldn't have gone with the bald-ass, backward legged, tongue sticking out RAT named Scooter as the champion.

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Congrats, Scooter. Well deserved championship you ugly motherfucker.