Brazil Has Proposed A New Bill Called "The Taylor Swift Law" Promising Jailtime For Scalpers Who Try To Resell Her Concert Tickets

This is what we're TALKING ABOUT! Brazil and I are about to be new besties because this is how we get shit done. You want to rip off fans of Taylor Swift? You're about to pay a billion dollars and end up in jail for it. Done. 

I know I'm always on my soap box about Taylor but in all seriousness, the things this concert is doing for the economy are insane. Of COURSE Brazil wants to make sure absolutely everyone can afford to travel to their country and see this woman perform their favorite secret songs - integrity aside, it's a cash cow. 

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It's nice to see someone taking this shit seriously. We want to see her, and she wants to help us. I'm ready to declare this tour the greatest thing that's happened to the world. We needed a savior after COVID, and Taylor Swift's Eras Tour was here for us. Meanwhile the US continues to have their thumbs up their asses on the whole Ticketmaster monopoly nightmare, and I remain disappointed in the government for allowing it to go on so long. SHAME!

PS - Paris in the Spring sounds lovely!