'Price Is Right' Contestant Celebrated So Hard He Popped His Shoulder Out. Some Guys Just Want It More Than Other
I'd love to get up here and make fun of poor ol' Henry here for dislocating his shoulder because he celebrated a little too hard. But here's the thing...this is just life once you get past the age of 30. You never know which vaguely athletic movement is going to land you on the IR. At any given moment, your body could just crumble into a million little pieces.
Still holding on to your glory days and playing some adult league sports? It's only a matter of time before you're in a doctor's office scheduling a surgery that puts you in retirement for good. Get asked if you want to play some hoops on a Saturday morning? Have fun never having that ankle at 100% again. Try to carry all the groceries in from the car at the same time? Say goodbye to your shoulder. I mean you can literally just turn around a little too quickly and now your back is fucked for weeks. The human body has 29 great years of being an absolute machine capable of handling any level of stress. But the moment that clock hits 30, you're on borrowed time. One moment you're fist pumping because you just won a trip to Hawaii on The Price Is Right, the next moment your shoulder is hanging down near your ass crack.
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You can workout and stretch all you want. Run from it, dread it, destiny arrives all the same. Let this be a little lessen to all you youngsters back home. The moment that back starts to feel a little tight around your 29th birthday, it's only a matter of time before you're as washed up as the rest of us. But maybe Henry is a little extra washed.