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CROCODILE BORN LIKE JESUS

The first case of a crocodile who made herself pregnant has been identified at a zoo in Costa Rica.

She produced a foetus that was 99.9% genetically identical to herself.

The phenomenon of so-called "virgin birth" has been found in species of birds, fish and other reptiles, but never before in crocodiles.

The scientists say the trait might be inherited from an evolutionary ancestor, so dinosaurs might also have been capable of self-reproduction.

The research has been published in the Royal Society journal, Biology Letters.

The egg was laid by an 18-year-old female American crocodile in Parque Reptilania in January 2018. The foetus inside was fully formed but stillborn and so did not hatch.

Dr Booth analysed the foetus and found that it was more than 99.9 % genetically identical to its mother - confirming that it had no father.

 

If the desolate smoke didn't make it look like the apocalypse, then a crocodile born just like Jesus might be another sure sign the end is near. 

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No, but seriously this crocodile was born like Jesus, Satan has been known to take the form of reptiles (Snake in Eden), and this reptile is lining up to be the perfect recipe for the Antichrist for the end of times. No but on a lighter note this is on of those scientific discoveries that show once again we really don’t know shit about the universe and there is always more to explore. Just like this albino panda.

Even more impressive is that AI-generated imagery helped me create this master piece that just perfectly encapsulates this entire article.

This is totally some sort of sacrilegious act to depict Mary as a Crocodile but it took only a couple tries to perfect the AI to make Mary a Croc. It took several iterations of "Virgin Mary Crocodile" Or "Virgin Mary As a Crocodile", But the final result above did best with "Crocodile Dressed as Virgin Mary". 

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Fuck I should have done "Crocodile dressed as Virgin Mary Holding Baby Crocodile". Thank god humans can't actually do virgin births because women would readily use robots to replace men's innate ability for manual labor and just get rid of dudes. 

Crocodile Jesus was stillborn so no real worry about if the Croc is the antichrist. Dinosaurs being able to self replicate is also the next twist in the Jurassic Park films.