Fair Is Fair: If You Act Like An Asshole On A Plane, You Can't Complain About A Flight Attendant Saying You Have A 'Stupid Face'

I saw this headline, clicked it immediately, because, well, stupid face is a great insult. Simple. To the point. It stings no mater your age. You can't do anything about your face besides grow a beard (maybe). You're simply stuck with said face that you have. It's one of those insults that is said starting in about 2nd grade all the way through adulthood. It's not as elite as bozo or jabroni or something like that. But it would fall on the A-tier, maybe B-tier on a good tiermaker list. 

Anyways, here's the backstory: 

[Source] - A passenger aboard a Delta flight from Orlando to the Big Apple accused a flight attendant of telling his wife she had a “stupid face” after the couple tried using a first-class overhead bin.

The confrontation began after the couple reportedly placed their items in the first-class bins because those in their section were full.

“I have you on video saying my wife has a stupid face,” Todd is heard saying.

“I don’t care,” the crew member replies. “Don’t do it, because I will turn this plane back and get you off … don’t press my buttons.” The flight attendant adds: “You’re being rude. Rude, since the moment at the back.”

“So then she looks at Jen and says, ‘Don’t look at me with that stupid face.’ Jen looks at her and ask her what she just said and then the lady says that she is from the Bronx and you don’t want this,” Todd told the outlet.

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I gotta side with the flight attendant here. Pretty simple. Don't act like an asshole and don't act like an idiot. That's it on planes. I'm pretty sure basically every blogger has said it before. But there needs to be rules for society in order to fly on a plane:

1. Stop running up the aisle the moment the plane lands without being late for a connection.

2. Understand how bags work. Pretty simple. If you can't figure out a bag situation, get your ass in the car and drive.

3. No clapping.

4. Traveling is not to accommodate you. Everyone is on the same miserable flight. Everyone is dealing with the same shit. You're not special. 

It's just simple shit like that. But one of my pet peeves while sitting in my seat and watching idiots on a plane is that people don't understand the overhead bin situation. Put it above your section. Not there, it goes behind you. You for sure can't put it in first class. Imagine the likes of Franc(e)is Ellis seeing me put my bag above his seat? He'd be disgusted. He'd challenge me to a Jeopardy duel right that instant and then probably get the flight attendant to put that curtain up right in my face to remind me I'm a poor. 

Finally, stop filming everything. You just look like a bigger asshole here. Yeah, yeah, don't insult customers. Whatever. I think we're looking at fair play here.