Highlight Of UNC's Season: The Dean Smith Center Goes Fucking Bananas After A Walk-On Drills A 3 To Win Everyone Free Biscuits

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This proves one thing and one thing only. It's not what you think I'm going to say. It's not going to make fun of UNC for being the overrated team like I tried warning you about. It's not even making fun of the Dean Smith Center. It's that everyone and I mean everyone fucking loves free food. You put in some sort of prize for hitting 100 points, an opponent missing both free throws, whatever it might be, people will lose their mind if it happens. It's the greatest thing in the world. Mind you the biscuits are a couple bucks. It's the fact that you get something free. It's why people lose their minds for free t-shirts, free food and even free PS 5s. Speaking of which: 

Okay, back to UNC. Of course this walk-on is named Jackson Watkins. That's the most UNC name I've ever heard. Only shocking thing is he's playing basketball and not lacrosse. Jackson Watkins is for sure the Treasurer/athletic chair of FIJI or something like that too. No doubt in my mind Jackson Watkins hit up his boys to tell them he won them free biscuits. 

Jackson Watkins gets to strut around campus today though. UNC has been a let down. Sure some of it was the Bacot injury. Most of it is inconsistent play, lack of shooting, zero bench and Pete Nance not being Brady Manek. But there's a reason they are 7-4 with exactly 0 quality wins. Those are it. They can't shoot the ball .. at all. Except when they are playing a scrub team and need 100 points for free biscuits. Elite shooting team then. 

PS: This is what walk-ons/bench guys should do. You get on the floor, fuck the score. Let it fly.