Power Move: A Very Healthy DK Metcalf Was Carted Off The Field .... Simply Because He Needed To Go To The Bathroom

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What a move man. You know you made it when you have someone take you on a cart just because you have to take a shit. The rest of us would have to do the waddle/quick walk move to the back. Not DK Metcalf. He gets to sit on that cart and hitch a ride to the bathroom. I have to imagine getting bubble guts while in full uniform is a nightmare. A catastrophe even! Far too much work opposed to basketball shorts or soccer shorts. Need to know how this whole thing played out though. Did he alert the trainers that he had to shit and simply couldn't walk? 

Good news for DK is the Seahawks were wearing the blue pants today. That's a win for anyone that trusted a fart too much. Does it stink? Absolutely. But you don't have to worry about the very obvious stain on a white or grey pair of pants. Maybe that's why he has 7 catches and 149 yards? Just a hunch here. 

I will never shit again until I get a cart to take me from my recliner to the bathroom. That's not a promise, just a wish.