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Monica Lewinsky Wants Beyoncé To Remove Her Name From The Lyrics Of “Partition” Even Though Its Probably The Best Line In The Song

Monica Lewinsky is taking fire from the Beyhive, after she obliquely asked Beyonce to change the lyric of one of her old songs.

As you may know, Monica chimed in over a word in Bey's song "Heated" from her "Renaissance" album -- Bey used the word "spa***n" and "s**z" ... insulting words referencing a disability. Beyonce's team said there was no offense meant and they were unaware it was offensive, so it was removed from the song.

Apparently, Monica now feels emboldened, and suggested Beyonce remove a lyric from her 2013 hit "Partition."  The lyric in question ... "He popped all my buttons, and he ripped my blouse/He Monica Lewinsky'd all on my gown."

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I mean, I get it, Monica’s tired of all the cum stuff. After a billion years I’d probably be tired of it too, it’s never fun when the entire world/internet makes your whole existence about the fact that the President of the United States got cum all over one of your dresses during your affair. But, Partition? A Beyoncé CLASSIC?

The lyrics in question:

Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged
Oh he so horny, yeah he want to fuck
He bucked all my buttons, he ripped my blouse
He Monica Lewinski'd all on my gown

When I tell you this part of the song is the “sing it as loud as you can in the most sexual way possible” part, it’s still not strong enough to express how important it is. I fucking LOVE Partition. I’m playing it as I write this blog. The song itself came out in 2013 and at the time, Monica seemed cool with it. She said some shit like “it should actually be Bill Clinton’d all over my gown tho!” Ha ha, sure, but “Bill Clinton’d all on my gown” just doesn’t have the same flow as “Monica Lewinsky.” That’s just a fact. Which makes me think even more - who cares? The lyric doesn’t even make sense realistically! You’re gonna tell me Monica has never gone windows down, driving at dusk on her way to party all night and didn’t hype herself up with Partition? After ALL THIS TIME, she’s still hung up on the jokes? She sucked off a PRESIDENT. I think enough time has passed where she can just brag about that now? I think a lot of the world blames Bill for that whole ordeal after a lot of people have become woke enough to recognize a fucked up power dynamic. You’re good, girl. You can just flex with the lyrics, no need to worry about them changing. Please. Please just leave it alone so I can keep drunk screaming about your sexual affairs on a boat or whatever.