Cocky: The Dude Who Once Grew A Penis On His Arm And Has A New 'Designer Penis' Wants To Go On A Date With Kate Beckinsale

[Post] - Malcolm MacDonald — a divorced dad who had an artificial penis crafted on his forearm after his real willy “dropped off onto the floor” — has attracted the attention of actress Kate Beckinsale.

And he wants to take her out on a date.

Beckinsale, 48, took to Instagram on Thursday, sharing a story about MacDonald, 47, that was published by The Post earlier this week.

MacDonald is thrilled to be on Beckinsale’s radar, now telling the Sun: “I’m ready for dating again, so why not her? I’ll even treat her to a pint down at my local boozer.”

You may remember this fella, I blogged about him last week: 

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And now he's back in the news for saying he wants to invite Kate Beckinsale out on a date. Cocky and I have to appreciate it. He may have added 2 inches to his news designer penis and has a new level of confidence. I can't relate to that because I have not added 2 inches to my dick. Not sure if it works the same way when I was a kid and wanted to be taller. You can't just stretch body parts. 

But going after Kate Beckinsale because she posted your story on Instagram? That's a bold move. I don't care if you had/have a dick on your arm. I don't care if you have a designer penis. We're talking about Kate Beckinsale. 

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Listen, she's one of the most attractive people in the world. My guy with the designer penis is not good looking enough. I'll say it. We're all thinking it. If he was good looking? Sure. Take a shot. You never know, maybe there's even a shitty Owen Wilson/J Lo movie made about it. 

I do love how this guy is offering to pay for drinks too. That's how you win over Kate Beckinsale. Don't worry about any money, I got the drinks. A true gentleman. Like he said he's ready to start dating, so might as well swing for the fences.