At What Point Does The DoPS Step In And Suspend Brad Marchand For Stealing This Fan's Phone?
The cool thing about hockey is that you're allowed to do a whole bunch of shit that would otherwise land you in a jail cell had you not committed the act on a sheet of ice during a game. You're allowed to physically assault another human being with your stick and worst case scenario is you sit in a penalty box for 2 minutes. It's pretty sweet how the laws of the real world don't apply when you're on the ice.
But at some point a line has to be drawn. At some point you can't just get away with shit because it's done within the confines of a hockey game. Robbery? Theft? Grand larceny? Seems to me like something that should get handled by a judge in a court of law, not some random dude wearing a black and white striped shirt. Or at the very least you should get the Department of Player Safety involved.
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Sure, it all looks like fun and games. But lest you forget that Brad Marchand is a repeat offender. He's been suspended 7 times in his career, the most recent coming earlier this year after his slewfoot against Oliver Ekman-Larsson. He has been fined on 5 occasions. All together this man has lost nearly a million dollars due to his inability to abide by the rules. A lighthearted moment giving a fan an experience they won't soon forget? Maybe. A repeat offender constantly pushing the boundaries on what is and what's not considered legal? Abso-goddamn-lutely.
Sidenote: I keep seeing Boston mentioned in rumors for potential Claude Giroux landing spots. That is going to emotionally ruin me when he's taking a lap with Lord Stanley's Cup over his head and a giant B over his chest.