The Dildo Made It's Return In Buffalo Tonight As The Bills Thrashed The Pats
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There's really not much to say here other than that the Bills absolutely worked the Patriots tonight.
Straight from the jump.
New England looked like they were a pussy west coast team who wanted nothing to do with the sub-zero temperatures. Totally out of their element, and totally outmanned. The defensive backfield played like they thought it was two-hand touch. And ran like they all had ankle weights on.
Mac Jones played meh. Yah, he threw two TDs, but he also threw two back breaking picks on opening drives of both halves.
And Belichick looked shockingly unprepared. Both of them.
I can count on one hand how many times I've seen a Bill Belichick coached team outcoached this badly-
- 2015 Jets overtime game
- 2009 at Indy- 4th and 2 game
- 2009 Ravens Wild Card Gillette blowout
- 2010 Mark Sanchez lead home loss to the Jets in Divisional Round
2012 Giants Superbowl disaster
- 2018 Eagles Superbowl defeat, benching Butler
- 2021 Cowboys game
Jerry Thornton will dissect this game tomorrow as only Jerry can, so I won't bore anybody in attempting to do so. But for fucks sakes, allowing seven straight touch down drives just doesn’t happen to the New England Patriots.
All I know is tonight was a kick in the penis that could only have been made worse by the reemergence of an artificial penis, used for masturbation and/or simulating sex. Which was thrown into the endzone during a garbage time Patriots touchdown celebration...
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If you'll remember, the Bills Mafia dildo holds a special place in Buffalo lore.
One thing you have to give Bills fan's is they're trendsetters. They're always leading and coming up with new ways to push the envelope. The rest of the league's fanbases often imitate, but can never duplicate.
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And the thing I respect the most about it is they don't waste this kill shot on rubbish teams like the Jets or Jaguars. It’s never watered down.
They wait for the Patriots to come in, and always pick their spots, with the precision of Lee Harvey Oswald with a mail-order rifle.
They (somehow) bagged the guy responsible for the act in 2017 -
but I'm hoping everybody can agree to let this man of woman responsible for tonight’s dildo toss slide this time.
They earned it.
Tear it up tonight at on Chippewa St at Rec Room (tell Dale I said hi) and SoHo for me Bills fans. Finish it off with a stinger at Jim's and get home safe.
And please for the love of god beat the Chiefs next week.
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p.s. - John you're not helping